i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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