As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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