And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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