Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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