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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
As shirtless as possible
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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