You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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