fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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