I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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