I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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