Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
kristin has been a bad kristin
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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