woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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