come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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