i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I understand Curling. That high.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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