just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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