the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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