We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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