I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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