maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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