Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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