Just mADE A PArabola og urine
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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