if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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