That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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