I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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