hell yes lets make some ravioli
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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