It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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