You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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