your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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