The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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