This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize
