I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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