talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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