I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It's shark week go big or go home
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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