Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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