so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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