Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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