? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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