I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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