i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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