To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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