Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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