Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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