How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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