My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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