have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
we're making bets on your personal life
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
