i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
this will be a night to untag.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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