I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
don't judge my taste in strippers
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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