Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
