Please, let me fuck your mom
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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