What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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