It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It's shark week go big or go home
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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