Porn is love you can see.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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