its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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