My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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