do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Randomize